Marmalade Falls Short

It’s simply too close to call. Sure the votes have been counted, but there’s bound to be some hanging chad on a ballot or two and someone clearly meant to write in Marmalade instead of Angela, Jane, London or Mark. Can you even remember who you put in 1^st, 2^nd or 3^rd choice anyway? Time for a recount or at least time for a break from all those friggin’ commercials!